vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

tastefullyoffensive:

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

officialaidenpearce:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

Aiden Pearce was there

officialaidenpearce:

strugglefuck:

SOMEONE HACKED THE CONSTRUCTION SIGN NEAR MY HOUSE AND IT GOT ON THE FUCKING NEWS GOD BLESS FLORIDA

Aiden Pearce was there

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES. NONE. ESPECIALLY OVER THE INTERNET, WHERE YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WHILE YOU’RE TYPING IT.

binarycanine:

LIST OF COMMON INVALID EXCUSES:

  • "I was having a panic attack and lashed out!"
  • "I wasn’t thinking!"
  • "They triggered me!"
  • "They’re a bad person!"

EXPLANATION ≠ EXCUSE

EXPLAINING WHY YOU TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES IS NOT AN EXCUSE. OWN UP TO YOUR MISTAKE AND APOLOGIZE.

SUICIDE AND DEATH ARE SERIOUS THINGS THAT REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPEN. STOP ENCOURAGING IT BECAUSE YOU’RE UPSET.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?